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Saturday, July 3, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Taking to the seas
Ever since I became a screenwriter, I have taught other screenwriters the same lesson;
The first thing that a producer will do, is change something about your screenplay... no matter how good your original writing is.
The first change in my screenplay about street fighting gamblers:
"Let's change the title from 'Slug Mavericks' to just 'Mavericks'."
Great! That way, everybody will think that I wrote a screenplay about Sarah Palin!!
WOOTY!!!
Dumbasses.
It's the same as it was five years ago, when I pulled out of it... the same as it was 10 years ago, when my friend quit writing because of it... the same as it was 25 years ago, when another friend was kicked out of it....
It's the same old song.
I was depressed.
I was dejected.
I was ...
...pissed.
Now,
I am ......resolute.
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It has been the same old song in the "Arts" industry for way too long!!!!
I have grown VERY tired of it.
On July 4, 2010, Independence Day, ...
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The first thing that a producer will do, is change something about your screenplay... no matter how good your original writing is.
The first change in my screenplay about street fighting gamblers:
"Let's change the title from 'Slug Mavericks' to just 'Mavericks'."
Great! That way, everybody will think that I wrote a screenplay about Sarah Palin!!
WOOTY!!!
Dumbasses.
It's the same as it was five years ago, when I pulled out of it... the same as it was 10 years ago, when my friend quit writing because of it... the same as it was 25 years ago, when another friend was kicked out of it....
It's the same old song.
I was depressed.
I was dejected.
I was ...
...pissed.
Now,
I am ......resolute.
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It has been the same old song in the "Arts" industry for way too long!!!!
I have grown VERY tired of it.
On July 4, 2010, Independence Day, ...
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I am going to change the tune.
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Saturday, May 15, 2010
Got two jobs now.
Tons of producers have seen my teleplays, and they have all said the exact same thing;
"I really love this!! Let me see if I can finance it!"
...then nothing.
I'm about to punch a REALLY BIG HOLE in the "standard" wall.
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On the plus side, I can FINALLY buy health insurance, now that our glorious presedent has made it a law.
I am SO GLAD that he spent the last 14 months making this law for me to be able buy health insurance.
I'll be able to tell my grandchildren about the years when no Americans could buy health insurance until the great Obama made it a law that we could finally buy health insurance.
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On the weird side;
How is it possible that we are the worlds most obese nation?
Government Statistic (paid for with my taxes):
"Nearly 80% of American children are obese. It is an epidemic."
Government Statistic (paid for with my taxes):
" 1 in every 6 American children is dieing from starvation."
Now, I know that I ain't no genius, but WTF!?!?!?
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Don't eat the Soylent Green.
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I love you all.
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Tons of producers have seen my teleplays, and they have all said the exact same thing;
"I really love this!! Let me see if I can finance it!"
...then nothing.
I'm about to punch a REALLY BIG HOLE in the "standard" wall.
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On the plus side, I can FINALLY buy health insurance, now that our glorious presedent has made it a law.
I am SO GLAD that he spent the last 14 months making this law for me to be able buy health insurance.
I'll be able to tell my grandchildren about the years when no Americans could buy health insurance until the great Obama made it a law that we could finally buy health insurance.
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On the weird side;
How is it possible that we are the worlds most obese nation?
Government Statistic (paid for with my taxes):
"Nearly 80% of American children are obese. It is an epidemic."
Government Statistic (paid for with my taxes):
" 1 in every 6 American children is dieing from starvation."
Now, I know that I ain't no genius, but WTF!?!?!?
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Don't eat the Soylent Green.
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I love you all.
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Friday, April 30, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Russian Experiments
Still no net.
Dammit.
On the happy side, I have two teleplays bouncing around Hollywood. Not sold yet, but cross yer fingers.
On the happier side, I bought a 1946 Russian 5x7 View camera. Well, it's a tad bigger than a 5x7 (Russian measurements), but 5x7 fits. This thing is so retro, that it doesn't even have a shutter. You have to take the cap off and put it back on to expose the film.
The title, on the front plate reads;
"Experimental Photo Mechanical Factory"
It might be a prototype.
It's wooden.
The rest of the photography world is going forward into the digital age...I'm going backward.
I miss you all.
I got yer card.
I love you all very much.
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Dammit.
On the happy side, I have two teleplays bouncing around Hollywood. Not sold yet, but cross yer fingers.
On the happier side, I bought a 1946 Russian 5x7 View camera. Well, it's a tad bigger than a 5x7 (Russian measurements), but 5x7 fits. This thing is so retro, that it doesn't even have a shutter. You have to take the cap off and put it back on to expose the film.
The title, on the front plate reads;
"Experimental Photo Mechanical Factory"
It might be a prototype.
It's wooden.
The rest of the photography world is going forward into the digital age...I'm going backward.
I miss you all.
I got yer card.
I love you all very much.
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Merry Christmas.
I hope to be online by next month.
Things that I have dealing with:
Poor commercial photography idea choices (people dont wanty art, they wanty NOW!).
Broken computer.
Learning how to repair a broken computer.
Nude models (that one is a positive).
Swine flu (coughoinkcough).
Family.
The F/X network (also a positive, cross yer finga's).
France (not really, I just hate France).
Futons/boxes/the angry cat.
I love you all, and hope that you are all having a wonderful Christmas!!!
Smotey pa-totey!!!
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I hope to be online by next month.
Things that I have dealing with:
Poor commercial photography idea choices (people dont wanty art, they wanty NOW!).
Broken computer.
Learning how to repair a broken computer.
Nude models (that one is a positive).
Swine flu (coughoinkcough).
Family.
The F/X network (also a positive, cross yer finga's).
France (not really, I just hate France).
Futons/boxes/the angry cat.
I love you all, and hope that you are all having a wonderful Christmas!!!
Smotey pa-totey!!!
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
It's Nixon's Fault
Isn't there a statute on blaming the President.
Obama fucks up the Olympics...Bush's fault???!!??
The next fuck up should be Garfield's fault..."Let me make this perfectly clear; I would have stopped the war....but FUCKING James Garfield had to FUCK UP THE WORKS BEFORE ME!!!!"
I say OB should just pull off the gloves and blame the Indians..."I would have closed Gitmo....but fucking CRAZY HORSE HAD TO FUCK IT UP FOR ME!!!!"
...."If it weren't for those FUCKING HOMO ERECTUS SONS OF BITCHES!!!...."
........"....those FUCKING BLUE ALGEA ASSHOLES!!!!"
If I have to pay for health care, I'm going to just go piss on Nixon's grave.
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Obama fucks up the Olympics...Bush's fault???!!??
The next fuck up should be Garfield's fault..."Let me make this perfectly clear; I would have stopped the war....but FUCKING James Garfield had to FUCK UP THE WORKS BEFORE ME!!!!"
I say OB should just pull off the gloves and blame the Indians..."I would have closed Gitmo....but fucking CRAZY HORSE HAD TO FUCK IT UP FOR ME!!!!"
...."If it weren't for those FUCKING HOMO ERECTUS SONS OF BITCHES!!!...."
........"....those FUCKING BLUE ALGEA ASSHOLES!!!!"
If I have to pay for health care, I'm going to just go piss on Nixon's grave.
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