It's Nixon's Fault

Isn't there a statute on blaming the President.

Obama fucks up the Olympics...Bush's fault???!!??

The next fuck up should be Garfield's fault..."Let me make this perfectly clear; I would have stopped the war....but FUCKING James Garfield had to FUCK UP THE WORKS BEFORE ME!!!!"

I say OB should just pull off the gloves and blame the Indians..."I would have closed Gitmo....but fucking CRAZY HORSE HAD TO FUCK IT UP FOR ME!!!!"

...."If it weren't for those FUCKING HOMO ERECTUS SONS OF BITCHES!!!...."

........"....those FUCKING BLUE ALGEA ASSHOLES!!!!"


If I have to pay for health care, I'm going to just go piss on Nixon's grave.


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If we could just focus...

...we really could change the world.


I'm like, two minutes from moving into a cave until the BOMB drops, and I don't have to listen to any more politicians.


I wish somebody would start a NEWS channel that I could watch.


As a sidenote, if you happen to be looking for the "Flash Speed Control" information in your Nikon D40 manual...it's not there.

You have to hold down your "Flash On" button for a few seconds, then the menu appears.

Thank you, Nikon, for being the Apple of the camera world....jerks.


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As a happy note,
Rent, or buy "Across the Universe", a musical film using only Beatles songs.


WONDERFUL!!!!


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Big loves babies!!!


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Stop all the clocks,
cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin,
let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message
He Is Dead.

From W.H. Auden's "Stop all the clocks"

I love that poem.

Goodbye Mr. Kennedy.

...and let the World hear;

The last American Prince is dead.

Long live his memory.


"May angels sing thee to thy rest"

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Carpe' Hot Dog

Soooooo...
Yeahhh.

Still sort of jobless.

Still pissing off the wingers...right and left.

"There are no jobs out there"

People keep crying that out...sittin' on their couches...eatin' bon bons.

There's plenty of work. Right now, fast food is at an ALL TIME high.

If you don't want to flip burgers and socialize all day...

Do what I did...

Create your own job.

I'm shooting portraits for 50 bucks a pop.

Sure, it's not Monty Zucker millions, but it's getting me my Graphic 4x5.

I miss you all....except Anonymous.

I even miss good ol' San Francisco....even though she's gonna hate my next comment:

Concerning Obama's "Insurance" town halls;

I haven't seen a black man dance this hard, since them ol' Shirly Temple movies.

BAM!!

I give all of my Lib friends permission to email that to Hitl....I mean Obama.

heh


BIG LOVE BABIES!!!

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I lost my job.

...and by default, lost my net connection.

I blame George Bush.

...everybody else does.

There's actually a comical side to this, but that's a story for another time.

Big Love to all y'all.

Be back soon.

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I believe that I have lost a TEA Party follower, of my blog, because of my positive Obama post.

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People have a tendency to put me in a box, and it just never works out.

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It causes people to step back, at the TEA Party rallys, when I tell them that this is all Bush's fault for pressing the bailout through, against the will of the people. They get wiggy, when I tell them that I believe that Obama would have never even considered an $837 BILLION dollar plan, if Bush had just done his fucking job. They walk away, when I smirk at their "Socialism" outcries, because there is NO FUCKING WAY that this country will turn Socialist without more deaths than the civil war (620,000).

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Do you really think that the doctor, who is pulling in $10 million a year is just going to say, "Yes sir, mr prez, I'll just go ahead and take $10 thousand a year instead." ?

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NOT GOING TO HAPPEN !

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Like the disclaimer says; I am a proud TEA Party member, and supporter, but I do not follow all of the particular beliefs of the TEA Party, but I will savagely defend the TEA Party. I will also savagely defend my friends, who choose to be socialists...or communists...or nudists (especially the nudists)...or hedonists...or stoner-ists. And, kiddies, that's what freedom is all about.

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The right to do what you want, when you want, how you want.

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It's called, "DEMOCRACY".

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I'm sorry if that's the closest 'box' that anyone will ever get me into, but I'm a Coyote, and I will always drift just outside of the yard, on the other side of that white picket fence.

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...because it's the diversity, that makes us all interesting.

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...because it's the Dancer, that makes us all Human.

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John Jenkins gave a perfect opening speech for the Prez.

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...and Barack was,

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Marvelous.

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I was saddened by the assholes who put their own belief systems above the happiness of the kids graduating, and shouted inaudable crap from the bleachers.

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I was darn proud of good ol' ND.

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Some of the protesters outside were fine, decent folks expressing their right to free speech.

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...others apparently believe that a right to free speech means a right to bullshit like a car salesman, and get some of that 'on air' time that they have been dying to receive.

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I don't even think that Alan Keys is Catholic.

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Happy Monday.

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